bread is the only victor...

呢個花生醬真係淒涼。東邊同西邊已經花咗唔少時間同人手來對付呢一個問題。到頭來只係得麵包得到福利。

Traditional Divorces

How come we don't have traditional divorces ?

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today by <so and so> to witness the infidelity of matrimony. To divide what was once joined and cherrished, loved and joyous. By the grace of the state and the safety of mental being, we will commence the separation of a soiled union. ....

Do you <so 1> promise to abandon and forfeit all that is joined ' felt ' and sacred, and to deny any romantic interest towards the opposing party till the end of time ?

And do you, <so 2> promise to abandon and forfeit all that is joined ' felt ' and sacred, and to deny any romantic interest towards the opposing party till the end of time ?

You may both spit on each other."