How come we don't have traditional divorces ?
"Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today by <so and so> to witness the
infidelity of matrimony. To divide what was once joined and cherrished,
loved and joyous. By the grace of the state and the safety of mental
being, we will commence the separation of a soiled union. ....
Do you <so 1> promise to abandon and forfeit all that is joined '
felt ' and sacred, and to deny any romantic interest towards the
opposing party till the end of time ?
And do you, <so 2>
promise to abandon and forfeit all that is joined ' felt ' and sacred,
and to deny any romantic interest towards the opposing party till the
end of time ?
You may both spit on each other."
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